Project Umbrella Translation
SECRETARY'S DIARY A
Diary of the Chief's Secretary
April 6
I accidentally moved a stone statue in place on the second floor. When the Chief found it he yelled at me with thundering fury, "Don't you ever lay a finger on these stone statues again!" Why put it somewhere like that if it's so important then...
April 7
Rumor has it the Chief's entire prized collection of artwork is extremely expensive, amounting to approximately hundreds of thousands of dollars. I can't help but wonder where he gets such awful taste, and more importantly, where he's getting that kind of money.
May 10
As is his wont, the Chief came back holding a large picture frame. This time the painting is a vulgar display in which a stark-naked woman is being hung. The Chief gazed motionlessly at the painting with glee. Where on earth's the artistic value in a picture like that?
Diary of the Chief's Secretary
April 6
I accidentally moved a stone statue in place on the second floor. When the Chief found it he yelled at me with thundering fury, "Don't you ever lay a finger on these stone statues again!" Why put it somewhere like that if it's so important then...
April 7
Rumor has it the Chief's entire prized collection of artwork is extremely expensive, amounting to approximately hundreds of thousands of dollars. I can't help but wonder where he gets such awful taste, and more importantly, where he's getting that kind of money.
May 10
As is his wont, the Chief came back holding a large picture frame. This time the painting is a vulgar display in which a stark-naked woman is being hung. The Chief gazed motionlessly at the painting with glee. Where on earth's the artistic value in a picture like that?
Official Japanese Transcript
秘書の日記A
署長秘書の日記
4月6日
偶然、2Fに置いてある石像を動かしてしまった。たったそれだけなのに、それを見つけた署長は「この石像に二度と触るな！」と凄いケンマクで私を怒鳴りつけた。そんなに大切なものなら、あんな所に置かなければいいのに･･･
4月7日
噂によると、署長が大切にしている美術品のコレクションはどれもだいたい何百万、何千万もする高価な物らしい。どこからあんな趣味の悪いものもってくるのか、それよりも、どこにそんなお金があるのか不思議で仕方ない。
5月10日
いつものように、大きな額縁を抱えて、署長が帰ってきた。今回の絵は全裸の女性が吊るされている悪趣味な絵だった。署長はうれしそうにじっとその絵を眺めている。一体、こんな絵のどこに芸術性があるというのだろうか。
署長秘書の日記
4月6日
偶然、2Fに置いてある石像を動かしてしまった。たったそれだけなのに、それを見つけた署長は「この石像に二度と触るな！」と凄いケンマクで私を怒鳴りつけた。そんなに大切なものなら、あんな所に置かなければいいのに･･･
4月7日
噂によると、署長が大切にしている美術品のコレクションはどれもだいたい何百万、何千万もする高価な物らしい。どこからあんな趣味の悪いものもってくるのか、それよりも、どこにそんなお金があるのか不思議で仕方ない。
5月10日
いつものように、大きな額縁を抱えて、署長が帰ってきた。今回の絵は全裸の女性が吊るされている悪趣味な絵だった。署長はうれしそうにじっとその絵を眺めている。一体、こんな絵のどこに芸術性があるというのだろうか。
Official English Transcript
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SECRETARY'S DIARY A
April 6th
I accidentally moved one of the stone statues on the second floor when I leaned against it. When the chief found out about it, he was furious. I swear the guy nearly bit my head off, screaming at me never to touch the statue again. If it's so important,
then maybe he shouldn't have put it out in the open like that...
April 7th
I heard that all the art pieces from the chief's collection are rare items, literally worth hundreds of thousand of dollars. I don't know which is the bigger mystery: where he finds these tacky things, or where he's getting the money to pay for them.
May 10th
I wasn't surprised to see the chief come in today with yet another large picture frame in his hands. This time it was a really
disturbing painting depicting a nude person being hanged. I was appalled by the expression on the chief's face as he leered at that painting. Why anyone would consider something like that to be a work of art is beyond my comprehension...
SECRETARY'S DIARY A
April 6th
I accidentally moved one of the stone statues on the second floor when I leaned against it. When the chief found out about it, he was furious. I swear the guy nearly bit my head off, screaming at me never to touch the statue again. If it's so important,
then maybe he shouldn't have put it out in the open like that...
April 7th
I heard that all the art pieces from the chief's collection are rare items, literally worth hundreds of thousand of dollars. I don't know which is the bigger mystery: where he finds these tacky things, or where he's getting the money to pay for them.
May 10th
I wasn't surprised to see the chief come in today with yet another large picture frame in his hands. This time it was a really
disturbing painting depicting a nude person being hanged. I was appalled by the expression on the chief's face as he leered at that painting. Why anyone would consider something like that to be a work of art is beyond my comprehension...