Project Umbrella Translation
RESEARCHER'S DIARY
Day / Month
Umbrella fools... Even if it's just to keep out-of-sight, they're having me use the filthy sewer system as a passageway.
I'm not like Birkin or the chief pig, I'm of sound mind.
I can't walk for more than five minutes in such filth.
I'm absolutely not going to that lab over there until I ask my superiors to get me a boat.
Day / Month
A boat was finally brought in, but... it's not very convenient to use in that narrow waterway.
Well, it sure beats walking...
Day / Month
Umbrella fools... Even if it's just to keep out-of-sight, they're having me use the filthy sewer system as a passageway.
I'm not like Birkin or the chief pig, I'm of sound mind.
I can't walk for more than five minutes in such filth.
I'm absolutely not going to that lab over there until I ask my superiors to get me a boat.
Day / Month
A boat was finally brought in, but... it's not very convenient to use in that narrow waterway.
Well, it sure beats walking...
Official Japanese Transcript
研究者の日記
月 日
アンブレラめ・・・いくら人目につかないためとはいえ、汚い下水道を通路がわりにしやがって。
俺はバーキンやブタ署長とは違って、正常な神経の持ち主なんだ。
あんな汚水の中、5分と歩き続けられない。
上に頼んでボートを用意してもらうまでは、絶対向こうの研究所には行かんぞ。
月 日
やっとボートが搬入されたが・・・あの狭い水路ではイマイチ使い勝手が悪い。
まあ、歩くよりはマシだが・・・。
月 日
アンブレラめ・・・いくら人目につかないためとはいえ、汚い下水道を通路がわりにしやがって。
俺はバーキンやブタ署長とは違って、正常な神経の持ち主なんだ。
あんな汚水の中、5分と歩き続けられない。
上に頼んでボートを用意してもらうまでは、絶対向こうの研究所には行かんぞ。
月 日
やっとボートが搬入されたが・・・あの狭い水路ではイマイチ使い勝手が悪い。
まあ、歩くよりはマシだが・・・。
Official English Transcript
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RESEARCHER'S DIARY
Damn Umbrella... I understand the need to choose a location few people would investigate, but why the hell choose the sewers! Birkin and that pig of a chief! I am a normal man.
I don't wanna trudge through such filth. Not even for 5 minutes. I won't go to the laboratory until they provide me with a boat.
I finally got a boat. But it doesn't handle so well in narrow channels. Oh well though... it's much better than walking.
RESEARCHER'S DIARY
Damn Umbrella... I understand the need to choose a location few people would investigate, but why the hell choose the sewers! Birkin and that pig of a chief! I am a normal man.
I don't wanna trudge through such filth. Not even for 5 minutes. I won't go to the laboratory until they provide me with a boat.
I finally got a boat. But it doesn't handle so well in narrow channels. Oh well though... it's much better than walking.