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RACCOON TODAY
September 11, 1998
UMA IN THE ARKLAY MOUNTAINS?
In the Arklay western mountainous area, witness testimonies have been piling up about 2m long insects with huge pincers.
Two or three appeared near the tents of camping visitors, and are reported to mainly move underground.
A house dog was also reported to have been attacked by these insects and suffered injuries requiring two weeks of recovery.
Mr. Graham Barrows (52), an assistant professor of biology at Raccoon University familiar with the ecology of insects, denies their existence, "There has never been an insect documented with such a large body. They mistook either snakes or weasels."
September 11, 1998
UMA IN THE ARKLAY MOUNTAINS?
In the Arklay western mountainous area, witness testimonies have been piling up about 2m long insects with huge pincers.
Two or three appeared near the tents of camping visitors, and are reported to mainly move underground.
A house dog was also reported to have been attacked by these insects and suffered injuries requiring two weeks of recovery.
Mr. Graham Barrows (52), an assistant professor of biology at Raccoon University familiar with the ecology of insects, denies their existence, "There has never been an insect documented with such a large body. They mistook either snakes or weasels."
Official Japanese Transcript
ラクーントゥデイ
1998年9月11日
アークレイ山地にUMA？
アークレイ西部山岳地帯において、巨大なキバを有した全長2mに及ぶ昆虫が目撃されたという証言が集まっている。
主にキャンプ客のテント近くに2～3体で現れ、地面に潜って移動するという。
飼い犬がこの昆虫に襲われて全治2週間のケガを負ったという報告もある。
昆虫の生態に詳しいラクーン大学生物学助教授グラハム・バローズ氏（52）は「そのような巨体を有した昆虫は類を見ない。蛇かイタチを見誤ったもの」と存在を否定している。
1998年9月11日
アークレイ山地にUMA？
アークレイ西部山岳地帯において、巨大なキバを有した全長2mに及ぶ昆虫が目撃されたという証言が集まっている。
主にキャンプ客のテント近くに2～3体で現れ、地面に潜って移動するという。
飼い犬がこの昆虫に襲われて全治2週間のケガを負ったという報告もある。
昆虫の生態に詳しいラクーン大学生物学助教授グラハム・バローズ氏（52）は「そのような巨体を有した昆虫は類を見ない。蛇かイタチを見誤ったもの」と存在を否定している。
Official English Transcript
"Due to errors or changes in localization, the following may contain inconsistencies with the official Japanese text."
RACCOON TODAY
September 11, 1998
UMA in the Arklay Mountains?
An enormous insect measuring an estimated 6 feet and sporting a formidable set of pincers has been spotted in the West Arklay region.
Campers recently reported the sudden appearance of 2 or 3 of the beasts near their tent, crawling low to the ground. Their hunting dog was attacked and spent 2 weeks under a veterinarian's care.
Graham Barrows (52), an entomologist and assistant professor at Raccoon University, insists that no such insect could possibly exist. He refers to the rash of sightings as "Nothing more than mass hysteria."
RACCOON TODAY
September 11, 1998
UMA in the Arklay Mountains?
An enormous insect measuring an estimated 6 feet and sporting a formidable set of pincers has been spotted in the West Arklay region.
Campers recently reported the sudden appearance of 2 or 3 of the beasts near their tent, crawling low to the ground. Their hunting dog was attacked and spent 2 weeks under a veterinarian's care.
Graham Barrows (52), an entomologist and assistant professor at Raccoon University, insists that no such insect could possibly exist. He refers to the rash of sightings as "Nothing more than mass hysteria."