Project Umbrella Translation
MAINTENANCE WORKER'S DIARY
I've had a pretty shitty day today!
I accidentally dropped the turntable key that Rick from the admin department gave me.
I'm so screwed!
If my superiors find out I lost the key, I'll be fired from my job.
...Rumor has it they use people as food for some mystery "products".
In the end, Roy, the security guard, happened to find the key lying around in the toilet cubicle, and he kindly brought it to the admin department.
...that's what the section chief told me while he glared at me with a face like a ripe tomato.
I haven't been scolded like that since junior high!
For the most part, the thing can work on its own as long as you punch in the emergency code, you know?
Why the hell are they this furious over a key or two!?
...Someday, when I leave this company, I'll definitely use this code.
It'll be my own personal deluxe elevator!
I'm sure I won't forget it, thanks to the code being that ridiculous "HOPE".
Now... I'm starting to look forward to that day!
I've had a pretty shitty day today!
I accidentally dropped the turntable key that Rick from the admin department gave me.
I'm so screwed!
If my superiors find out I lost the key, I'll be fired from my job.
...Rumor has it they use people as food for some mystery "products".
In the end, Roy, the security guard, happened to find the key lying around in the toilet cubicle, and he kindly brought it to the admin department.
...that's what the section chief told me while he glared at me with a face like a ripe tomato.
I haven't been scolded like that since junior high!
For the most part, the thing can work on its own as long as you punch in the emergency code, you know?
Why the hell are they this furious over a key or two!?
...Someday, when I leave this company, I'll definitely use this code.
It'll be my own personal deluxe elevator!
I'm sure I won't forget it, thanks to the code being that ridiculous "HOPE".
Now... I'm starting to look forward to that day!
Official Japanese Transcript
整備職員の日記
全く、今日はツイてない１日だった！
管理部のリックから預かっていたターンテーブルのカギを、ついウッカリと落としちまったんだ。
もうオレは真っ青さ！
カギを無くした事が上にバレたら、クビなんてモノじゃすまされないよ。
…噂だが、エタイの知れねぇ「商品」のエサにされちまうって話もあるんだ。
結局、カギはトイレの個室に転がってるのを、保安係のロイがたまたま見つけ、親切にも管理部に届けてくれたらしい。
…という話を、熟したトマトみたいな顔でオレを睨んでいる課長が教えてくれた。
あんなに怒られたのは、ジュニアハイスクール以来だね！
大体、緊急コードさえ打ち込めば勝手に動くシロモノだよ？
カギの一つや二つで何でここまで怒られなきゃならないんだ！？
…いつかこの会社を辞める時、必ずこのコードを使ってやる。
オレ専用の豪華エレベーターだ！
"ＨＯＰＥ"なんてハズかしいコードのお陰で、いくらオレでも忘れないだろうしね。
さぁ…なんだかその日が楽しみになってきたぞ！
全く、今日はツイてない１日だった！
管理部のリックから預かっていたターンテーブルのカギを、ついウッカリと落としちまったんだ。
もうオレは真っ青さ！
カギを無くした事が上にバレたら、クビなんてモノじゃすまされないよ。
…噂だが、エタイの知れねぇ「商品」のエサにされちまうって話もあるんだ。
結局、カギはトイレの個室に転がってるのを、保安係のロイがたまたま見つけ、親切にも管理部に届けてくれたらしい。
…という話を、熟したトマトみたいな顔でオレを睨んでいる課長が教えてくれた。
あんなに怒られたのは、ジュニアハイスクール以来だね！
大体、緊急コードさえ打ち込めば勝手に動くシロモノだよ？
カギの一つや二つで何でここまで怒られなきゃならないんだ！？
…いつかこの会社を辞める時、必ずこのコードを使ってやる。
オレ専用の豪華エレベーターだ！
"ＨＯＰＥ"なんてハズかしいコードのお陰で、いくらオレでも忘れないだろうしね。
さぁ…なんだかその日が楽しみになってきたぞ！
Official English Transcript
"Due to errors or changes in localization, the following may contain inconsistencies with the official Japanese text."
CUSTODIAN'S DIARY
I had such a shitty day today! I accidentally lost the "turn table key" that Rick in admin gave me. I'm sure I look like absolute crap! If management finds out I lost the key, getting fired will be the least of my worries. There's even a rumor "screw-ups" could even be used as bait for some creepy test "subject" the company is working on.
Thank god! Roy from security found the key in the bathroom and brought it to the admin. Although I found out about this through my boss who look like he is about to chew me a new one.
Man, I've haven't been ripped such a big one since I was a snot-nosed brat in Junior High School!
Shesh! Like it even f*ckin' matters. You can't do anything with the key if you don't know the code in the first place!
Man, when I quit this company I'm gonna use that key and the code and make those elevators my own personal private ride! Even I wouldnt forget a code as easy to remember as the word "Hope."
Yep, my own personal elevator.... Kinda like the sound of that!
CUSTODIAN'S DIARY
I had such a shitty day today! I accidentally lost the "turn table key" that Rick in admin gave me. I'm sure I look like absolute crap! If management finds out I lost the key, getting fired will be the least of my worries. There's even a rumor "screw-ups" could even be used as bait for some creepy test "subject" the company is working on.
Thank god! Roy from security found the key in the bathroom and brought it to the admin. Although I found out about this through my boss who look like he is about to chew me a new one.
Man, I've haven't been ripped such a big one since I was a snot-nosed brat in Junior High School!
Shesh! Like it even f*ckin' matters. You can't do anything with the key if you don't know the code in the first place!
Man, when I quit this company I'm gonna use that key and the code and make those elevators my own personal private ride! Even I wouldnt forget a code as easy to remember as the word "Hope."
Yep, my own personal elevator.... Kinda like the sound of that!