Project Umbrella Translation
LUCAS' CRAFT DIARY
April
Mom took me to the hospital in town.
Had my head photocopied 'cus of something odd.
Went to a toy store and she bought me a 259 piece puzzle.
April
Dickhead Oliver was making fun of me, saying "You're a head case".
April
I invited Oliver to my house and told him I was having a birthday party.
I got him up in the roof of the house and locked him in from the outside with a remote control.
Oliver's sobbing, saying, "Let me out, Lucas."
April
I hacked up a remote control for the ladder to keep Zoe from getting in.
I'll make it the invention competition trophy.
She'll never find it.
April
Mom took me to the hospital in town.
Had my head photocopied 'cus of something odd.
Went to a toy store and she bought me a 259 piece puzzle.
April
Dickhead Oliver was making fun of me, saying "You're a head case".
April
I invited Oliver to my house and told him I was having a birthday party.
I got him up in the roof of the house and locked him in from the outside with a remote control.
Oliver's sobbing, saying, "Let me out, Lucas."
April
I hacked up a remote control for the ladder to keep Zoe from getting in.
I'll make it the invention competition trophy.
She'll never find it.
Official Japanese Transcript
ルーカスの工作日記
4がつ にち
かあさんに 町のびょう院につれてかれた
へんなきかいで あたまの写しんをとられた
おもちゃ屋で 259こめのパズルを買ってもらった
4がつ にち
うすのろオリバーに
「おまえはあたまのびょうきだ」ってからかわれた
4がつ にち
ばーすでーパーティとうそついて
オリバーをうちによんだ
やねうらに上がらせてから
リモコンで外からとじこめた
オリバーのやつ べそかいて
「だしてくれよルーカス」だって
4がつ にち
ゾイがかってに入らないように
ハシゴのリモコンをかいぞうした
はつめい大会のトロフィーと がったいさせたから
ぜったいにみつからないぜ
4がつ にち
かあさんに 町のびょう院につれてかれた
へんなきかいで あたまの写しんをとられた
おもちゃ屋で 259こめのパズルを買ってもらった
4がつ にち
うすのろオリバーに
「おまえはあたまのびょうきだ」ってからかわれた
4がつ にち
ばーすでーパーティとうそついて
オリバーをうちによんだ
やねうらに上がらせてから
リモコンで外からとじこめた
オリバーのやつ べそかいて
「だしてくれよルーカス」だって
4がつ にち
ゾイがかってに入らないように
ハシゴのリモコンをかいぞうした
はつめい大会のトロフィーと がったいさせたから
ぜったいにみつからないぜ
Official English Transcript
"Due to errors or changes in localization, the following may contain inconsistencies with the official Japanese text."
LUCAS' JOURNAL
April, th
Mommy took me to the hospital in town. They took a photo of my head with a weird machine.
Then mommy bought me a 259-piece puzzle from the toy store.
April, st
Stupid Oliver keeps teasing me. "You're a crazyhead!"
April, th
I lied to Oliver. I told him to come over for my birthday party, then shut him in the attic from outside by remote control.
He kept crying. "Let me out, Lucas!"
April, th I changed the remote control so stupid Zoe can't just go into the attic.
I melded it with one of my inventor's contest trophies.
Now she'll never find it.
LUCAS' JOURNAL
April, th
Mommy took me to the hospital in town. They took a photo of my head with a weird machine.
Then mommy bought me a 259-piece puzzle from the toy store.
April, st
Stupid Oliver keeps teasing me. "You're a crazyhead!"
April, th
I lied to Oliver. I told him to come over for my birthday party, then shut him in the attic from outside by remote control.
He kept crying. "Let me out, Lucas!"
April, th I changed the remote control so stupid Zoe can't just go into the attic.
I melded it with one of my inventor's contest trophies.
Now she'll never find it.