Project Umbrella Translation
Coming back from croc fishin' I peeped some odd folks in the forest.
In case they were poachers I got up close meaning to tie 'em up, but when I got to 'em they lashed at me with huge teeth and claws.
Dunno where those monsters came from, but the government musta cocked something up again.
That or maybe it's either a bunch of foreign terrorists or college smartasses.
Those choppers that've been buzzing around lately are shady too.
In case they were poachers I got up close meaning to tie 'em up, but when I got to 'em they lashed at me with huge teeth and claws.
Dunno where those monsters came from, but the government musta cocked something up again.
That or maybe it's either a bunch of foreign terrorists or college smartasses.
Those choppers that've been buzzing around lately are shady too.
Official Japanese Transcript
ワニ漁から戻る途中、森で妙な連中を見かけた。
密猟者なら縛り上げてやるつもりで近づいたら、
でかい爪とキバで襲ってきやがった。
あんなバケモノがどこから来たのか知らんが、
どうせまた政府が何かしくじったんだろう。
でなきゃ大学のインテリどもか、外国のテロリストか。
最近飛び回ってるあのヘリも怪しい。
密猟者なら縛り上げてやるつもりで近づいたら、
でかい爪とキバで襲ってきやがった。
あんなバケモノがどこから来たのか知らんが、
どうせまた政府が何かしくじったんだろう。
でなきゃ大学のインテリどもか、外国のテロリストか。
最近飛び回ってるあのヘリも怪しい。
Official English Transcript
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JOE'S NOTE
That was no gator I saw today.
Was out checking the lines when I saw I had one so I pulled it up. Instead it was some sludge-covered God knows what with huge teeth and claws. Tried to get at me so I punched the fucker's teeth in before it could.
Never thought I'd see it with my own eyes. Goddamn government doing secret experiments on people and animals-no doubt about it.
Explains those helicopters flying about recently.
JOE'S NOTE
That was no gator I saw today.
Was out checking the lines when I saw I had one so I pulled it up. Instead it was some sludge-covered God knows what with huge teeth and claws. Tried to get at me so I punched the fucker's teeth in before it could.
Never thought I'd see it with my own eyes. Goddamn government doing secret experiments on people and animals-no doubt about it.
Explains those helicopters flying about recently.