Project Umbrella Translation
BAR EMPLOYEE'S DIARY
I'm having great difficulty handling the brats in the apartment next door.
They trespass from the roof onto the building here almost every day, causing some damage here and there.
The day before yesterday they closed the third floor shutter from behind me out of nowhere.
Thanks to them, I couldn't pick up a package on the roof and got an earful from Jack.
It wasn't my fault!
I can't say how many times they've broken the lock to the wire meshing behind the sign...
I've welded it twice now so they couldn't enter. If they disturb it again, I'll sue for property damage. I'm ready for you brats!
I'm having great difficulty handling the brats in the apartment next door.
They trespass from the roof onto the building here almost every day, causing some damage here and there.
The day before yesterday they closed the third floor shutter from behind me out of nowhere.
Thanks to them, I couldn't pick up a package on the roof and got an earful from Jack.
It wasn't my fault!
I can't say how many times they've broken the lock to the wire meshing behind the sign...
I've welded it twice now so they couldn't enter. If they disturb it again, I'll sue for property damage. I'm ready for you brats!
Official Japanese Transcript
バー従業員の日記
隣のアパートのガキどもには、ほとほと手を焼く。
毎日のように屋上からこっちのビルに侵入し、あちこち荒らしていきやがる。
おとついも、3階のシャッターをいつのまにか裏側から閉じやがった。
おかげで屋上に荷物を取りにいけず、ジャックから大目玉だ。
俺のせいじゃないのに！
看板裏の金網のカギも、何度壊されたことか･･･
2度と入れないように溶接してやった。今度アレを壊しやがったら、器物破損で訴えてやる。覚悟しろよガキども！
隣のアパートのガキどもには、ほとほと手を焼く。
毎日のように屋上からこっちのビルに侵入し、あちこち荒らしていきやがる。
おとついも、3階のシャッターをいつのまにか裏側から閉じやがった。
おかげで屋上に荷物を取りにいけず、ジャックから大目玉だ。
俺のせいじゃないのに！
看板裏の金網のカギも、何度壊されたことか･･･
2度と入れないように溶接してやった。今度アレを壊しやがったら、器物破損で訴えてやる。覚悟しろよガキども！
Official English Transcript
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DIARY OF BAR'S STAFF
I hate the kids living in the next apartment.
They sneak into this building via an accessway on the roof almost every day and cause so much trouble!
The day before yesterday, they closed the shutter on the 3rd floor while I wasn't looking.
Because of that, I couldn't go to the roof to get the package I needed. Then I got a good scolding from Jack.
How ridiculous! It's not even my fault!
I can't remember how many times they broke the lock that holds the sign to the chain-link fence.
However, I have welded it so that they will never be able to enter. If they should break it, I will sue them for damaging my property. You better watch your butts, kids!
DIARY OF BAR'S STAFF
I hate the kids living in the next apartment.
They sneak into this building via an accessway on the roof almost every day and cause so much trouble!
The day before yesterday, they closed the shutter on the 3rd floor while I wasn't looking.
Because of that, I couldn't go to the roof to get the package I needed. Then I got a good scolding from Jack.
How ridiculous! It's not even my fault!
I can't remember how many times they broke the lock that holds the sign to the chain-link fence.
However, I have welded it so that they will never be able to enter. If they should break it, I will sue them for damaging my property. You better watch your butts, kids!